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Its a strange feeling to wake up and not care anymore. Its relaxing and nerve wracking at the same time. Someone told me I looked different today. Well when you face down a demon and come out alive. It changes you. Now you just have to see if its for better or worse.
Unfortunately the demon came back and ripped me to pieces. I have lost the will to go on. I promise you will never hear from me again.
Goodbye
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
LMFAO ^^
PENCIL: You know, I’m really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn’t do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I’m sorry, ‘couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you’re always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller…
Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract…That’s a true story
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